Shock/A lock/A shock/A lock.
No no, that’s not right
She said. I know that
Song was from the 90’s
And I know I lost my virginity
(Mix-tape-
Making wise)
Around that time.
That’s all fine and good, I
Thought. Except there’s
No way she included
“Whoomp (There it Is)”
On a mix tape that
is dated 1992. And there’s
No way to correct her
Either; no way to tell
Her she’s wrong, because
I love her. And she’s
Beautiful, even when she’s
Breaking my heart along
With my
Records
