It’s long overdue but now Philly is Slammin’

What do you do when you’re someone who loves to dance, just absolutely loves to dance, but there’s no one who plays what you dance to? Give me a 90’s night, with a bit of Brit Brit and the better Black Eyed Peas songs (no apologies, “Boom Boom Pow” is amazing, I am not joking), give me a bunch of people who know the words to “Rump Shaker” and “Motownphilly” and “Poison” with some drinks and not quite enough capacity in the room. So maybe I am saying “give me people who grew up exactly the way I grew up” so maybe I am saying “a bunch of white people who grew up in a small town” and maybe “thirty year olds holllaaaaaaa!” and maybe saying “also people who should never say ‘holla’” but really. GIVE ME THIS. Surely even Holocene can get this right?

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